slydig:

lovemenowtill4ever:

slydig:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name

why would her room number be zoey 

meladoodle:

grizzlygrandma:

meladoodle:

zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”

So many fucking Lols comin out my dick right nao

you should probably get that checked out

garretboy-genius:

make contract

sufjammin:

live fast die young give 0 hecks

toukos:

unnamed monstergirl oc„„

dietchola:

IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

ikimaru:

WIGGLY WAG WHATS IN THE BAG

OH GOD

but it’s p cute actually ahh

geeksngamers:

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nostalgiccup:

strifeandslash:

daveleijon:

THEYRE HERE

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

nennanen:

starfire. is. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

rexraptor:

guess who was actin a damn fool and trying to bat at the television

so i detained his stupid ass

wizyoshi:

My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.

notsiskysbusiness:

notsiskysbusiness:

dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button

to turn it on

you need the power button to turn the computer on

duedlyfirearms:

THE WORST, MOST DESPAIR-INDUCING PRINT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND